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Amy Sondova's avatar

As a single childless dog woman, I wholeheartedly agree with all the above sentiments. I love having my life and looks analyzed by randos—in my online and offline worlds.

I remember when you went viral with that tweet and it was one of the best things ever. It does make me wonder—why are random internet men so threatened by single women?

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Ruth's avatar

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS, AMY?!!!

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Malinda Just's avatar

"Perhaps it's quality control"

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Kim Hardy's avatar

May I never, ever, ever go viral 😭

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Ruth's avatar

It is a ridiculous experience! But depending on the subject matter, I don't always get roasted this hard.

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Rebecca D. Martin's avatar

I am laughing SO hard at this, Ruth. Delight. Also, considering rolling up to my next hair appointment and asking for the "psycho leftist haircut."

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Ruth's avatar

It looked sooooo good. 😂

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Judy Wu Dominick's avatar

I recently heard the father of 2 women remark on his 20-something daughters’ prospects: “The odds aren’t good, and the goods are odd.” He was making a commentary on how developmentally and socially stunted the young men he was meeting seemed to be, mainly because of how many formative years they had spent on apps like SnapChat.

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Ruth's avatar

It's really bad out here.

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MaryAnn Sibley's avatar

The “OK chief” had me. All of this so good!

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Ruth's avatar

😂😂😂

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Jenn's avatar

One time on a dating site I had a guy 25 years older than I was message me thus:

“Three words: Crest White Strips”

I was like, “Why? I’m not going to be kissing YOU.”

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Jenn's avatar

It’s dismaying to know this hasn’t gotten any better since I was of a similar status, 13 years ago.

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Joelle Lewis's avatar

I absolutely want enough money to not care! 🤣 (And I'm married)

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